User:Nikolai Krukov

So, like, ever farted, smelt it, and then enjoyed it?

...

I did. Like, last five minutes ago.

It was.

..

I dunno.

So, like... Uhh... How is your sex life, Tommy Wiseau?

I love the taste of cheese that has rotted into... more cheese.
This is why you have no life, Jetgamer.

So, uhh... I like shirts. And pants.

And..

Shirts.

That is all.